Sarcasm University Plush Blanket

This blanket is a weighted hug from your higher self—minus the unsolicited advice. Perfect for cozying up during your nightly scroll, your morning affirmations, or your midday spiral masked as a nap. It’s plush, it’s soft, and it understands your attachment style.

Product features
- Durable double needle topstitch for enhanced longevity
- Crafted from high-quality polyester, retaining shape and quick-drying
- Designed for adults, ensuring plush comfort and warmth
- Available in vibrant prints, featuring high-detail designs on one side

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product